Dog Psalm #102

The head is covered in reverence.

Holy is my name.

Strong

I have to wear such a big lead
because I am incredibly strong for my size.
My spirit is big my body is smallish.

Wrist Corsage

Fussy and embarrassing.

But with nothing to pin a boutonniere to
what choice to I have?

Inside

Drop it sister.

I don't wear the lead inside.

Dali Lama

If he wore green he would look like me I think.

Not my color

I like the fringe, but I don't think pink is my color.

Slippers

Rats, these slippers seem just a little bit too big.

Fingerless Gloves

These shouldn't be too hard to get into.

Put on your hat

 

Baby, its cold outside.

Gardening

requires the proper tools

and attire

This is clearly not the proper attire for me.
Really?! Giant roses? You know better. 

Nor is this!
Some kind of odd misshapen sombrero? Please.

I don't need no stinkin' hat.

I'm already wearing SPF 100. It's called fur.

Now into the garden! Plants - let me at 'em.