Turbans

are a bit cumbersome.

Make Overs

I went to the groomer's a cockapoo
and came home a schnauzer.

Wrist Corsage

Fussy and embarrassing.

But with nothing to pin a boutonniere to
what choice to I have?

Cat got my tongue

I know something I can't tell.

Awkward Family Pet Photos

It was flattering to be asked to review this book.

I take my responsibilities seriously, 

honesty is my honor code.

I wanted to gush about it, but what was most awkward for me about The Awkward Pet Photo Book is that the best photo is on the cover. A bit of a yawner. But might be right for a vet waiting room.