Make Overs

I went to the groomer's a cockapoo
and came home a schnauzer.

It wasn't an April Fools

 

They really did shear me down like a little lamb.

Like that guy Eliot says, April is the cruelest month.

Fortune Telling

As I peer out into my future
I think I see a haircut.

Summer Cut

I just had the strangest dream.

Someone came to the house and shaved all my hair off.

Uh Oh. It wasn't a dream!


How in the world am I supposed to put my coat back on?

What do you mean "It grows back?" How long does that take?


I feel like a clown.