Can't They See?

Do you have to sit in a chair for them to know you want a cookie?
Read my eyes. COOKIE.

Dog Psalm #66

Listen closely and you can hear the angels praise your name.

I do.

Give Thanks

Running

I am so fast. This is what the ground looks like when I run.

Superior Vision

There are deer in the woods just out of your sight.

They should be chased.

Dog Psalm #65

Extend you paw to another.

Audition for the Manger

I want to be the lamb.

The Nose Knows

Storm approaching. I can smell the snow.

Dog Psalm #64

Take good and tender care of your soul every day.

Hunting Flies

I've got one in my sights. See, I track them with my eyes.

And then I bark at her until she gets up

and does the dirty work.

It's a big one.

Small Shop

I went to that place where they make me small.

Again.
Why can't they remember I grow my power in my coat?

Dog Psalm #63

Your angels are watching over you.

They are happy to give you a celestial tummy rub.

Snow Boots

Awkward Family Pet Photos

It was flattering to be asked to review this book.

I take my responsibilities seriously, 

honesty is my honor code.

I wanted to gush about it, but what was most awkward for me about The Awkward Pet Photo Book is that the best photo is on the cover. A bit of a yawner. But might be right for a vet waiting room.