Strong

I have to wear such a big lead
because I am incredibly strong for my size.
My spirit is big my body is smallish.

Make Overs

I went to the groomer's a cockapoo
and came home a schnauzer.

The New Yorker

Why is that dog on the cover and not me?

I could be a "cover dog".

Call Me Brad

What's in a name?
Memory and identity.
Bailey was a name that I outgrew.

So you can call me Brad. Or you can call me Bradley.
You can call me Bad Brad cause I know you'll always love me.
You can call me Barkley because we all know I do.
Just don't call me late for dinner.