Monday, April 27, 2009


The vet said I was "the perfect weight". Who doesn't love to hear that! Especially models. M'lady wasn't so thrilled about the 5 minutes (she timed it) the vet spent with us. That's a little trick she learned at Dr. Suzie Love's Breast Cancer Center for selecting doctors who are healers. How long do they spend with you? Do they listen? I helped out a high strung toy shaggy named Simon who's mom was having a payment freakout. I thought they might pee the floor but we all managed just fine. I even charmed the woman with three elderly cats.

On Saturday we skipped over Spring completely and had summer. Hot. Mean hot. I was looking forward to days of wandering about and snuggling up under the soft, kind, sweet, sun. Watching petal showers and witnessing the lily of the valley, forsenthia and violets proclaim the rite of Spring.

There's still a chance for that - but like the tender buds and blossoms outside even though it is cooler I've gone flat. A series of one day heatwaves in April forecasts a long hot summer. I'll be shaved down and back on the fatty food before you know it.

slow wag to ya. keep cool

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

So Nose to Meet you


I get most of my information through my nose. And you smell divine. Like a good person. Not like someone who might hit for no reason and I've smelled my fair share of those.

When I did my time at the city shelter in Boston with all the pitbulls and roitweillers I thought I'd never get the chance to blog and what da ya know - here I am. Man, life can be good. Even after we lost the house with the yard, me and M'Lady found another lovely place. I love the three flights of stairs and the huge green spaces and the river nearby. I love that she's home most of the time but she seems a little tense about it. I also love the modeling. I've always admired my reflection. I spend hours lying on the floor gazing into the mirror appreciating my magnificent wonderousness. This morning was another After Bath Robe photo shoot. I got my "fierce" on like Tyra says to but we had trouble with the lighting.

Now I'm off to the vet where I'll be charming and compliant. If I'm lucky it will rain on our walk tonight. I'll have a "rain bath" and get to lounge around in my After Bath Robe after dinner.
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